Sunday, March 14, 2010

Sir, Some Vodka with that Oyster?

My coworkers and I recently attended the First Annual Beer and Oyster Festival in the Sunset Room of the National Harbor. I’m not sure how we found out about this First Annual event, but for a pretty penny, we were entitled to over 60 beers and wines, and over 24,000 oysters.

For any oyster connoisseur, this Festival is utopia. The event boasted over 10 different types of oysters shipped from around the world. I, however, prefer Oysters Rockerfeller, or other grilled varieties, not having the appreciation for raw, which limited my selection to about 1,000 of the 24,000. Thankfully, the additional sliders and shrimp were able to combat the effects of the beer.

Most of the day was rather enjoyable. While gusting outside, the view from the Sunset Room provided a view above the piers jutting out into the water, the sun still high in the blue sky, much to the Sunset Room’s chagrin. The interior layout was similar to a bazaar or marketplace, with vendors formed in a labyrinth guiding the attendees through samples of roasted pecans, beer, shrimp ceviche, beer, gelato, beer and so forth.

The affair became more impish, and I certainly became more whimsical with each additional tasting; until I took umbrage at the Oyster Shooters station. As previously mentioned, I do not run to the front of the line for raw oysters. So what could make a freshly shucked raw oyster with its juice any better? Clearly, vodka, hot sauce, and garlic. None of these variables sound independently enticing, so this power four combination reeked of temptation. I wanted nothing to do with this oyster shooter, but succumbing to employee/employer peer/superior pressure, I stepped to the plate. Needless to say, the look on my face told the entire workforce that my intuition was correct. The sun had officially set on my afternoon.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Hoos For Hoosiers

One of my best friends Chelsey Jones was turning a quarter of a century. In celebration, a collection of the East Coast’s finest decided to organize a surprise birthday visit to Bloomington, Indiana, where Chelsey is currently enrolled as a graduate student. Not wanting anyone to underestimate our collegiate pride (nor our pretention) we swiftly titled the trip Hoos for Hoosiers.


Each participant played an integral role in shaping the trip. Having the prescience to know that Chelsey would be emotionally moved by our surprise, I emailed her Hoosier cohort to put out the flash flood warning.


The Brains of the Operation: Me, I mean, I didn’t get the name Brain Garvon for nothing.


The Decoy: Everyone knows that in the execution of every great surprise, there exists a decoy. Our friend Hang stepped into this role and planned her trip with Chelsey to ensure that the weekend was wide open.


The Plan: Hang and Chelsey were planning on dining at Chelsey’s favorite Thai restaurant…Noodles and Company. Little did Chelsey know that dinner would transform Hang from a one-woman wolf pack into a full-fledged wolf pack.


The Surprise: I can’t be certain on this, but if tears are a good proxy for level of surprise, then Bloomington had a certifiable peppa twister.


After our fine cuisine at Noodles and Company, we spent the rest of the weekend doing what young professionals do best, wining and dining, yes, in that order. The two days were filled with memories, pictures, and one-liners that Mrs. Grundys would find objectionable.


I’ll be honest, I wasn’t sure what to expect of Bloomington, Indiana. I like to consider myself fairly well traveled, though officially, I’ve only been to twenty of the fifty states, mostly along the east and west coast, cutting out the greater part of real America. Well, I enjoyed my wayfaring; almost feeling a bit compunctious of my longstanding landlocked prejudice. Officially, this surprise weekend to Indiana University was my first visit to what I later found out the U.S. Census Bureau calls the East North Central division of the Midwest region. Seriously? With three of four cardinal directions and two directionally neutral word segments, it’s a relief we found the right state. Hoosier Daddy?